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Two jars of hopefully tasty blackberry jam cooling. First time. #fakefoodblogger

Questionable meat caramelized in sauce and wrapped in cheap seaweed with rice and scrambled egg for late-night dinner? Yes, please! #offbrandspam #musubi #fakefoodblogger

We got caught in the Sunday thunderstorm at the @oregonzoo, still totally worth it. I don't know that I'll have this camera or any camera outside of a phone for much longer, so if these are the last photos I took with my P900 on this strange weather day, I'm happy with it. #photography #oregonzoo #nikonphotography #nikon #nikonp900 #oregonphotographer #oregonphotography #oregonphotographers #zoophotography #zooanimals

Pretending to be healthy today. Sweet potato, jasmine brown rice, spice roasted carrots. #fakefoodblogger

Did manage to at least see the beach on my housesitting adventure. Weather turned gloroius just about as soon as it was time to leave. #oregoncoast

We at JimCorp are strong believers in second chances. Mr. Pickles formerly had a substance issue. Long gone (mostly) are the days of hourly edibles (the garden) and huffing of toilet paper. Welcome back to the company Oliver! #dogtemp #remotework #housesitting #petsitting

Portuguese sausage pineapple fried rice. #fakefoodblogger #foodie #instantpot #bored

Coconut rice and teriyaki chicken. #fakefoodblogger

Fresh rice, leftover char siu. The fakest of fake #fakefoodblogger.

Char siu in progress. #fakefoodblogger

I can't stop. BBQ chicken pizza 🍕. #fakefoodblogger #pizza

Make pizzas 🍕 with friends one weekend, remember how fun and tasty it is, and you're make pizzas every week now guy. So this is where we're at. #fakefoodblogger #pizza #homemade-ish.